Thursday, June 16, 2011

No More All Weiner, All the Time

I bet you that the Faux News guys are crying in their beer tonight.

We will soon no longer have to listen to all the television talking heads blathering on about (about to be former) Congressman's Anthony Wiener's wiener. Further, when yet another porn-star or other minor celebrity comes forward with the news that she has been receiving dirty text messages and photos from the Congressman, it won't automatically be first page news after today.

The Wiener story is not that big of a deal really. After all, as far as we know, Congressman Wiener didn't have a love child with these women like a certain former Governator of California did. Actually, if the news is to be believed, Weiner never laid a wiener on any of them, he just sent adolescent pictures and sex texts.

Wiener did do one right thing; he resigned--finally. When a network is as biased against 'lib-tard' Democrats as much as Faux News is--and has 24 hours a day 365 days a year of broadcast time you need to fill with anti-Democrat propaganda--the Wiener resignation has gotta be a big downer.

After all, covering the self-inflicted travails of Anthony Wiener sure beats covering the shellacking the GOP is taking over their utterly unconscionable Voucher-Care plan the have been touting that they want to use to burn down Medicare with.

Oh, how silly of me. Faux News won't cover that. They only covers news they think make the Democrats look bad.

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